how to catch a hedgehog in 3 easy steps...

and other options

hedgehogs are wily creatures it is important never to underestimate them. if you choose not to heed my advice it is at your own peril.

step one: find the damn thing
step two: corral said hedgehog with whatever is at hand- provided it is impervious to sharp poison tipped needles. *
step three: slowly reduce the size of your corral until the hedgehog of the apocalypse has safely walked into whatever temporary pen you wish to stick it in before returning it to the pet store.

now if you want to get creative, you can try any of of the following ideas.

when in korea...

the fool proof korean method for subdoing higher order lifeforms


i hear kryptonite works wonders on subduing these little buggers.
after 9 they sell it 1/2 price at homever so stock up.

if alien rocks don't work try some alien technology. apparently area 51 has
some freeze rays lying around, i'm sure they won't notice if a few go missing.

disguise yourself as a tuna and let the little bastard come to you.

if all else fails squish him with an anvil

whatever method you choose just remember never show fear and NEVER turn your back on a hedgie.

*if your hedgie is anything like vlad he will dip his quills in poison just to spite you