dear people who are bothering me,
i have exams and papers out the wazoo and i would appreciate it if you left me alone.
if you haven't noticed, i am "off limits 'til decemeber" and "too busy for you".
i am not being coy.
i am serious.
i'd advise you to get off my back.
i am very small, alors there is not enough room on it for all of you.
if you "geesh" me one more time i WILL put milk in your tea.
that is not a threat.
i will post when i am good and ready.
i will send you pictures when i have the time.
i cannot go to the movies.
i will only have coffee with you if bring it to me in the library.
DON'T EVEN ASK ME ABOUT CLUBBING.
friendly salutations are always welcome but if you keep nagging me i will hurt you.
thank you to everyone who has not bothered me in this time of stress.
however, if you are:
either in france or korea;
somewhere other than right here, or;
in need of some serious help
i will make time to talk to you if you need me
-just as long as you do not mention blogging, because then i will be forced to kill you too.
thank you for your time. have a nice day. please take a mint on your way out.
the. end.
4 comments:
haha, and yet you wrote a blog to express that. I did feel I was in need yesterday - but didn't want to bother you in your time of stress - I had only read the note and didn't get to the blog that gave the allowance for those in Korea. I made it through though. About half a roll of toilet paper substituting for kleenex later and two India Arie albums - but I made it through. :D I love you darlin! And will be praying for you in this time of stress.
Oh, and Clinton is coming to NB if you wanted to send whatever it is you were wanting to mail with him.
i would like to point out that i am somewhere other than right there, and still you hurl lacteous threats my way.
i cry.
no hippopotamus for you!
did i ever tell you i love your sarcasm ;)
mwahahahah!
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